Originally found here.

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There is something incredibly eerie about having two TVs on in hearing range, and hearing Barnum singing on one and a woman crying on another.

Weeeeeird.

(I could put on Boy George and make it EVEN WEIRDER. I could... but WILL I??? hmmm!)